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Meghan has been known to block gravitic pulses and deflect them toward a distant area. Additionally, she can make chickens appear from nowhere and she developed the talent to take control of computers. Meghan has mastered the ability to confuse the fears of an antagonist and she has learned to make duplicates of herself. She is protected from damage by an energy barrier. Lamentably, Meghan is deathly afraid of dolphins.

I CAN TAKE CONTROL OF COMPUTERS

OH THIS IS PERFECT 

Tori is able to transform water into diamond. She also displays all of the powers and talents of a yak and she developed the talent to transform any puppet into sand. Tori lords over a swarm of squids and she conquers combatants using a death-dealing morningstar that can force enemies to run home and cry to mama. Additionally, she can create cloth out of thin air. Tragically, Tori is especially vulnerable to string-based attacks.

…What did I just read.

Sonitus fights with an accurate quarterstaff. It likewise wades into combat wielding a magical bundle of spikes that also grants a breathtaking skill at searching and it has the power to communicate with salamanders from a distance. Sonitus can hurl deadly radiation from its sword in a field around itself and it has developed an impressive set of useful gadgets. Also, it possesses the power to take control of humans. Unfortunately, Sonitus is notorious for being kind of an asshole.

Fucking Radical.

(( Gluttony developed the talent to copy the size of his attackers. Also, he can sculpt and mold all corbomite with a thought and he has mastered the ability to block dazzling illumination and deflect them toward a single enemy, however only while in pain. Gluttony has the ability to become immovable and he possesses the power to skim the memories of others. Sadly, Gluttony suffers from being stupid.

suffers from being stupid.

I’M FUCKING DYING OVER HERE ))

Molly is able to block psionic death and deflect them toward a single enemy. She has the power to change shape into a fly and she can communicate with foxes telepathically. Molly is protected from damage by a force field and she has been known to make duplicates of herself, but doing so makes her powerless for ten minutes. She also possesses the power to make creatures appear from nowhere, however only when happy. Terribly, Molly is well-known for being slow.

WAT

Tori has the ability to leap instantly. She can squirt mental shockwaves from her pet dinosaur against multiple attackers and she has been known to levitate through the air using a marvelous horse. Tori has the power to read the memories of others and she has been known to absorb the damage from mental attacks and redirect it toward any opponent close by. Unfortunately, Tori becomes powerless in the presence of wood.

…what kind of wood? 

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blitzen34:

So true, my mom is going through this

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A Google doodle tribute to artist, performer, and pioneer Freddie Mercury for his 65th birthday in celebration of Freddie for a Day.